Seinfeld dream

a dream "about nothing". A dream that goes on and on with different scenes and people coming and going, but has no plot.

Tim - "You were in my dream last night."
Sue - "Really? What was the dream about?"
Tim - "Nothing, really. It was a Seinfeld dream."

by pancakejones December 19, 2009

Seif

Seif is the most perfect guy. He's a great friend and is sure to make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. He doesn't realize it but he's so lovable and amazing. It's hard not to fall for him. And if you do, you're sure to never stop. It's just the best feeling ever to be around him. He makes everyone so happy, and everyone is always glad to see him. He's also sometimes kinky, but that's who he is. His personality is amazing, and he's so hard to not think about all the time. I guess what I'm trying to say is if you love him, make sure you tell him. <3

"I love Seif but I can't tell him."

"Why can't you tell him?"

"I don't wanna spoil our friendship"

"You don't love him.."

"I do."

"Then just tell him that you feel for him"

"It's not that easy.."

"Well it's gonna hurt more if you don't"

"Yea it hurts but it's okay.. I can't let him know"

by E.A. <3 February 9, 2021

serf and james

A serf and james is the next and upcoming fad. In reality self expression was never a fad in the first place. this places serf and james on another realm of existence.

People try to reap off the awesomeness of serf and james becoming 10x's kewler. These people may be fans of the serf and james life style or they may just be groupies who love em' booty.

Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

My bro really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl dat' yo!

That serf and james wins over any poon anyday!

before:
I can't wait to go see serf and james.

after:
"OMG I JUST SAW SERF AND JAMES!" *excited and 10x's kewler*

It's kewl.. but nothing like serf and james.

by Branwen January 17, 2009

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

seinfolding

The present action of watching Seinfeld.

girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"

by JavidF January 16, 2007

seif

Seif is a sexy guy. he’s really smart and funny. he has really beautiful brown gorgeous scrumptious eyes and luscious dark brown hair. he’s got voluptuous lips. he’s really silly quite the comedian. really awesome love that guy seif aw i love him

look it’s seif
i wanna fuck him so bad

by ricky horror March 28, 2021

Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

A moment/ subject of conversation that isn't worth talking about. A little thing that normally people wouldn't bother to bring up.

Example 1:

X: Let's *cough, cough* shake on it.
Y: I'm not gonna shake hands with YOU, you just coughed in your hands!
Y: Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

Example 2:

X: Are you kidding me?
Y: Why what happened?
X: My waiter spilled my drink and didn't even offer to clean it up!
Y: I'll just ask him to pick it up.
X:No don't do that, he knows i saw him do it.
Y: Your making this such a Seinfeld episode.

by Jews are people too July 9, 2010