Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

suffocat

The smothering or suffocation of a cat or small animal underneath the Panniculus of an obese person. This typically occurs when the shifting of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area, traps the cat, unbeknownst to the obese person due to improper vasculation of the fatty tissue and lack of tactile sensation. The results of suffocat may go unnoticed for weeks, causing an odor due to rot and decay.

A 700 lb. woman goes into the emergency room, complaining of a horrible odor coming from her body. Upon examination, the medical staff find a suffocat, underneath her Pannus.

Also used for insurance billing purposes of described condition.

by coolascaliban July 12, 2011

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014

Seffner

The wost place to live in Florida. Drug capital of Hillsborough. Also known as Methner.

Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.

by Mrs. Peters June 21, 2008

Seforis Face

Adjective.

Used to describe a guy that has a great body but a face that looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.

Seforis is an abbreviation of the words "except for his".

He's got a nice body seforis face.

Laquanda was eager to meet her blind date, but lost interest when she finally laid eyes upon his seforis face.

or

Michael Phelps has a perfect body seforis face.

by cyberobotic September 2, 2010

Suffonsified

Adj. To have had enough to eat, to be full.
Apparently of Canadian origin.

"Would you like any more beef stroganoff?"
"No thanks, I am sufficiently suffonsified"

by ubergossen November 15, 2011