Pata Seca

The absolute BBC king. A Brazillian slave who was forced to impregnate 240 women.

bro i think thats pata seca over there
damn bro

by xbc5 September 22, 2025

Secaucus Challenge

The act of attempting to consume a 24-ounce beer, preferably of the 'ice' variety, between the NJ Transit stations New York-Penn Station and Secaucus Junction, before or after transferring to or from a Bergen County, Main, or Pascack Valley line train at the Secaucus Junction transfer station.

I can't drive. I rocked a Secaucus challenge and a six tall boys on my way home.

by gojohnnylawrence September 27, 2009

loser de secano

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.

-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"

by Rafa dk November 4, 2014

External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

by external secant segment November 3, 2018

Mierda Secas

An insulting term to MS -13 which means in Spanish "dry shit".

Fuck dem mierda secas.

by R3Y Loc May 11, 2008

Secaucus

a small, shithole where everyone's wonderful.
underage drinking capital of the world.
everyone's fake. i'm fake. the girl sitting next to me is fake. your boyfriend is fake. your mom is probably fake too.
population- 500.
we're surrounded by jersey city & union city, but we're too white for them. & we might get shot.
overpopulated by people.
cops come when you sneeze.
wanna-be-guidos reside here.
the whole town is like US WEEKLY.
everybody knows everybody.

"i live in Secaucus, woohoo!"

by Y0 MUTHAAA April 23, 2006

Secada

A unit of measurement used to gage the distance between places using the length of the song "Just Another Day" by singer Jon Secada. Approximately 5 mins 27 secs.

"How far are you?' I'm about three secadas away."

"It took me 9 secadas to get to work today. Unbelievable!"

by Champu September 21, 2019