Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.

Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.

by yosita March 25, 2011

Seastar

A beloved term used in place of the word sister. Typically used by someone who loves the ocean and finds this word to be more fun to say.

"My seastar hates fish, but I love them."

by Wisha October 29, 2009

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

debastardized

having ones birth record made legitimate by marriage.

when my parents finally got married, i was debastardized

by smutacus December 30, 2007

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015