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seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk
When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower
by S && J && G October 19, 2010
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seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.
definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"
by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010
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Seamen of the South

Crazy crew of Pirates that ravage the fierce land that is central florida. known for such dastardly crimes as rape, pilalging, murder, and hotel fraud. Make annual trips of terror. Many think they are gay. The crew is
Captain Munch
Cannon Balls
The Green Parrot
Douche Beard
Tripod
Dude wtf who are those assholes over there yelling "penis"

Ah its those fags the Seamen of the South
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.
Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!
by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021
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seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies
the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"
by billo sommerer March 28, 2008
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Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.
mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night
by clynch October 16, 2010
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seamen proctor

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3
by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022
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