Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Cumflakes

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

scumfuckery, n

*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.

*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.

*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.

scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'

scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'

scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'

by Loren Kilkeary May 24, 2011

scumfucket

Combination of a scum bucket and dumb fuck.

Donald Trump is a giant scumfucket.

by MuffinPony May 14, 2022

Sunflake

British Slang - A bigoted person who gets their opinions from reading the British newspaper The Sun but believe that they are their own views. Politically they are extreme far right wing, but will never admit it. They are incapable of discussing politics with reason and logic and ultimately resort to fabrication, insults, threats and violence. Variations in name: Mailflake (reader of the Daily Mail) and Expressflake (reader of the Daily Express).

I'm fed up of the Sunflakes trying to intimidate members of the public

by Stannington September 15, 2023