Scub

Someone that just looks absolutely fucking retarded

Ex: bro you look like such a scub right now

Ex: Did you see Jonathan today? He looks like a scub

by David143 March 30, 2020

scub-off

When 2 or more people join in the act of "scubing" in attempts to find the superior "scuber."
This is done primarily by Scuba diving but other forms may be acceptable.

Me and Scuba Dave had a scub-off last night. I scubed so well.

by Scuba Stave February 26, 2011

Scubs

A horrid, battered, sentient Singamajig from Costco. Over time, Scubs' heart has grown cold and clouded because he was left on the roof of the carport and neglected for many years. You can try to make him sing now, but no sound will come out.

Scubs was starting to creep me out, so I buried him in the yard.

by Commonsensemedia karen July 29, 2020

Scubbing

The act of using a babies preserved placenta fills with human excrement as an object of pleasure

After my son was born, I decided to get up to some scubbing

by TheScrubber January 26, 2025

scub

A cute, small, mystical creature. They come from Scub Island and spend their time frolicking with the other scubs and foraging for huckleberries. A scub may have a bub; once attached, she will love the same bub forever.

Scubs can be nervous of strangers and surprisingly ferocious; do not approach one if spotted in the wild.

My scub is always by my side, but she sure is cute.

by Mather man August 2, 2022

scubbing

a scubbing is the burnt bits of potatoes or parsnips in the bottom of the trey after u roast them in the over

i want the scubbings on my plate please

by soph marie August 29, 2023

scub

Slutty cringe ugly bitch

"You see her over there? What a scub"

by walterwhitesfinestblue February 1, 2023