scrumfed

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal

i am very scrumfed right now

by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.

Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time

by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020

Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.

You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

by recondite123 May 21, 2009

Scrubbed

To totally remove someone from their life completely by deleting tagged photos, texts, and contact information.

Beth got mad at Jarred and Scrubbed him last month. He's history now

by Potbelly Stallion January 2, 2017

scrubbed

To fall down from an erect position. i.e. biff, eat shit, slip.

She thought she was looking fine in those underwear on the catwalk, that's why she scrubbed and busted her ass!

by Roshuni Samuel December 15, 2005

scrummed

The past tense of scam, according to Tracy Jordan from "30 Rock."

“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”

by safetycanary February 20, 2011