The scum that accumulates around the buttons on one's phone, keypad or keyboard. Made up primarily of food scraps, dirt, facial sweat or make-up.
Mike handed me his phone to check out a pic of his new dog and the keypad was completely encrusted in scrud.
by heybill May 14, 2013
"Scrud" /sk-rud/ 1. to treat unfairly or harshly.
2. meaning, "idiot" or "retarded" or "stupid."
3. used to describe a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
4. "Scrudsious" meaning someone who is rough or rude,
stern, severe, or cruel.
5. "Scrudent" meaning "incompetent." or "fool."
2. meaning, "idiot" or "retarded" or "stupid."
3. used to describe a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
4. "Scrudsious" meaning someone who is rough or rude,
stern, severe, or cruel.
5. "Scrudent" meaning "incompetent." or "fool."
(Military.) : Poor dumb Charlie can't tell scrud from crotch rot.
"You're such a Scrudent!"
"You're such a Scrud!"
"You Scrudent!"
"That is so Scrudsious!"
"You useless Scrud!"
"Why must you be so Scrudsious?!"
"You're such a Scrudent!"
"You're such a Scrud!"
"You Scrudent!"
"That is so Scrudsious!"
"You useless Scrud!"
"Why must you be so Scrudsious?!"
by Goethe S. November 02, 2011
by Noiz October 21, 2004
girl:scrud me im horny
boy:are you sure, i don't think it will fit up there
girl:i can use my snot as a lubricant
boy starts scrudding the girl
boy:are you sure, i don't think it will fit up there
girl:i can use my snot as a lubricant
boy starts scrudding the girl
by Andyrewpie July 12, 2006