Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.

If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.

by broosky333 February 25, 2009

Scroutch

Another word for the male penis

Phil: Did you ever clap that chicks cheeks?
Me: Yeah but I started itching after, I had to scratch my scroutch MAD!

by lestrange94 March 17, 2022

Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

by SnortyG November 4, 2009