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scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick
Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.
by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009
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scroteneck

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!
by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008
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scrotomima

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey
Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
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Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010
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Scrotee

A goatee that has patches or looks thin/ugly. The implication made that their goatee looks like ball hair.

Generally found on a teenager who has never shaved before and growing their first goatee.
"Hey there, I see your growing a scrotee."
by Mxmaster December 28, 2005
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scroteo

An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".
Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."
by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008
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scrodome

When your nutsack becomes very thick,wrinkly,and small. This normally occurs when you are cold. You will know that you have the dome when the ridges on your coin purse are very defined, and you can make a thumping sound by smacking your sack.
Johnny had a scrodome after a cold shower.
by Tads O'Houlihan December 23, 2007
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