Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
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Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby

by kira8j April 29, 2021

scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

Scrompladute

Definition 1: Word used to express excitement within friends. Usually used as a greeting to let your presence known.

Defintion 2: universal word for an object that has never been seen before, it takes 65 licks to reach the center of a scrompladute.

As you walk in to work in the morning you could say: "Ahhh scrompladute!"

If someone knew what you wanted: "Hey you got that scrompladute?"

by Big Rye March 7, 2007

Scrambled egg baby

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%

My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.

by Skyblue77 May 7, 2021

feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts

Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.

by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017

Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.

Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.

by TheCroatian February 2, 2009