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schofield

Prostitute oneself. Short for schooling in the field.
Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.
by dishrag October 12, 2007
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Michael Scofield

God? Who’s god? Michael Scofield is god
by Nibbalord May 7, 2020
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The Scofield Special

Wentworth Miller is an actor of Mixed Racial origins. He gives the nurse The Schofield Special in his debut as leader of the crims in 'Prison-Break' the hit series starring this stud.

The Schofield Special is a winey way to get a woman attracted to you. You 'wine-dine' her into a false sense of security then you break out the big 1.
A Wine and Dine methodology to take a lady out. The Scofield Special is a sexual Odessey.

Person 1: Y'all hear bout what Scofield did to that nurse in the infirmary. He's done it again, given that spunky lady The Scofield Special wrapped it right round her sense of security then broke out the big 1.

Person 2: I'm green with jealousy, I wish o had the looks to pull that winey diney style flirt game off. It was like an Odessey just to get that tiny Conca out of its Pants Cell. Still, I'm proud it was one of the boys.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019
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scrotie mcboogerballs

the most ridiculous, gruesome, raunchy book ever written that will have you throw up instantly. it was written by cartman, kyle, stan and kenny. but butters took credit after the boys blamed it on him because they thought they were in trouble.
scrotie mcboogerballs sticks his hand into the anal crevase of a donkey, while masturbating to naked sarah jessica parker movies.
by mccuntface April 6, 2010
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Scrotie

Someone who although works and has a comfortable home life/ lifestyle, gives the appearance of a homeless person e.g, doesn’t shower for days, wears the same clothes all week and is generally a grubby person.
My brother called around for a coffee today and he looked like such a Scrotie
by Trueman380 November 10, 2018
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megan scofield

A girl who is amazing, intelligent, passionate, and caring. Shes gives great advice and always helps her friends. She has perfect pitch and is very musically talented. Megan has such true inner and outer beauty, but is very self conscious. Megan is smart and will be someone someday.
Friend 1: Megan, you are so beautiful

Megan Scofield: Not really, but thanks for thinking that
by The soontobe Famous One October 31, 2011
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schofield

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.
by lazpix February 10, 2020
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