screep

A screep is like a really intense screech. It can also be using to replace "LMAO" and I'M DYING" when texting your angsty teen friends. And you all have that friend who just has that same sick, twisted humor as you. They can also be referred to as a "screep" or "screepy". It's very fun to say in a sentence and will be found very amusing to large crowds.

Friend A: OmG LoOk At tHiS nEW MeME i fOunD
Friend B: omgggg i love this one it makes me screep!!!!!

by bRiAnAMaNzAnA May 23, 2018

Screep

A combo of sneak and creep
Sneaking, but like how video game characters sneak. Like, with their hands out and sitting there like in some dance and putting one foot in front of the other kinda sideways
Also spelled "Skreep"
Mis-spoken into existence on January 14th, 2021

He would silently screep along the path, getting weird looks from those around him as he followed the bird down the road

by Anti.social January 14, 2021

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

short screen

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

by BWM January 23, 2008

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

Black Screen Roulette

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.

Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.

by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021