Scranton rally cap

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"

My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner

A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.

by DickFingerDave June 1, 2017

scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties

What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008

scranton reality anchor

If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.

Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.

Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED

by MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") June 30, 2020

university of scranton

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.

"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"

by Smithereens May 2, 2005

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

scrantard

An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.

Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.

by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014