Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.

I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.

by thanossnap July 29, 2019

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011

scoon army

The army that accompanies the beast himself.....EMPEROR SCOON

Mum get the camera the Scoon Army are here! Ermagherd

by Blake K Forrester August 2, 2014

Scondog

A native of Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.

After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon completion of their pilgrimage to the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of miller lite before the pregame even started.

by Constellation Crew January 31, 2018

Scongo

The best villain of all time and space
(Doctor Who: 1963- Now)

Scongo is the greatest villain ever.

"Nardole or Scongo?" - "Just kill me. I can't choose between God and my Lord"

by Ser Pounce December 25, 2017

hot sconnie

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.

Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.

by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005

sconzed

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

by chip-ky June 12, 2007