Scomao

A sociopathic liar with limited intelligence. Rises to power on the pretext of “thoughts and prayers” whilst everything around them burns. Holds treachery dear by selling out his country to political infiltration by the Chinese. Can not control outbursts of delusions of grandeur and has an obsession with bubbles. Also see scomo

That bloke is a bit of a scomao!

by Sisyphean December 21, 2019

somatosis

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.

Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.

by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023

Somatoparaphrenia

is a type of monothematic delusion where one denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of ones body

a patient would believe that his own arm would belong to the doctor, or that another patient left it behind this is called Somatoparaphrenia

by Jesse N#51 October 28, 2007

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.

I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.

by GaLizZy January 5, 2020

stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed

"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"

by Adamnickh October 13, 2013

Somatotype Shotgun

Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.

Darnell: "Shotgun!"

Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."

Darnell: "Fair one."

by DefinedThat September 6, 2011