private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.

Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010

foreskin skittles

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.

"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."

by The degenerates March 2, 2008

tropical skittles

a discreet way of calling someone out that they are bisexual

"yo, i didnt realize she went that way"
"yah, she eats tropical skittles"

by lilbabiey December 11, 2018

Skittles

the children version of cocaine

yo you got the skittles year i got the skittles that'll be 10 dollars

by child hood obesity March 1, 2021

shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something

Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008

smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.

1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.

by yellowboy February 12, 2004