Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

Simperior

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior

"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"

by Bargon March 2, 2010

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022

skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

by Dambrose November 9, 2011

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020