Scientologist

A person that jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and believes he is accomplishing something.

I hardly knew that scientologist.
He should have waited until we took off.

by dUMBELLS November 20, 2006

scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

That was a fine bowl of scientologist stew I had for dinner last night.

by sarahsarah April 13, 2008

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.

by sarahsarah April 12, 2008

rocket scientologist

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

by Chad December 3, 2003

Scientologized

full of lies that serve the interests of the Cult of Scientology, or Full of FAIL, also Full of Battletoads.

Tom Cruise has become Scientologized.

by There are no girls on the internet May 13, 2008

scientologest

A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.

My pit bull attacked a Scientologest. Everybody rejoiced.

by CaptCrunchKilledTheTrixRabbit June 14, 2014