Scientologeist 

A compound word derived from Scientology and the German word "geist" (similar to zeitgeist). Scientologeist can be an umbrella metaphor for the hive mind and cult-like mentality of Scientologists.

More specifically, the Scientologiest is a secret division of Scientology bent on the dissolution of all anti-Scientology memes on the internet. They are responsible for the removal of content on Youtube and other media hosts, and other infamous acts. Some fringe groups believe they also exercise subliminal mind-control and other acts of a conspiratorial nature.

Anonymous212 - "Where did you find that, it isn't on the episode list for that channel!"
Anonymous419 - "Conspiracies! It must have been removed by the Scientologeist!"

Scientologeist by Static Shadow July 19, 2009

rocket scientologist 

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

rocket scientologist by Chad December 3, 2003

scientologist 

1. A crazy ass mutha fucka
2. Tom Cruise

I'm not crazy, i'm a scientologist!

scientologist by i want your bod May 5, 2006

scientologist 

A crazy bunch of freaks who's leader is a dead science fiction writer who was drunk when he made their "super doctrines". They believe in aliens, and enrons, or something like that. Notable members are Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Their biggest goal is to recruit more members and make more money. Tom's goals are that and just make a complete ass of himself.

Me: Dude, War of the Worlds was awesome!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!

scientologist by Big Mikey T. July 2, 2006

Scientologist 

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

Scientologist by Jack De October 18, 2008

scientologist 

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

scientologist by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

Scientologist 

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

Scientologist by Jack De October 18, 2008