science

A method of understanding the natural world through observation and experimentation.

Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.
Killing Kittens: Gee Mr. Science, what have we learned today?

Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.

KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?

Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.

KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?

Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.

KK: Thanks Mr. Science!
by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
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if i blow hooo cold air come out if i blow haaa hot air come out, science.
how science work. boy: haaa on hand to warm
girl: hooo on hand to cool up because shes a cold blooded bitch
by thelowkeyfox1 July 08, 2018
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something that, according to system of a down , has failed the world... ^o)... yeah .. lol
Science. HAS FAILED. THE WORLD. etc...
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science sucks
by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 10, 2019
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Blind faith in the state and state ran institutions.This has allowed for all mankind to become enslaved.
Nice goin you CONFORMIST HIPPIE SCUM.
by you stupid fuckin NERDS March 14, 2005
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Faith in science is faith in institutions is faith in government.

Is the GOVERNMENT "YOUR" GOD?
by Think OUTSIDE the BOX! March 14, 2005
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A conformists dream come true.

Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.

science is a prison
by Think outside the box. March 14, 2005
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