College of Biological Sciences (CBS)

A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!

The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).

by Dr. Robin Wright (Associate Dean) April 16, 2008

Sciencegasm

The portmanteau of the words Science (from Latin Scire "know") and Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"), is the sudden discharge of accumulated scientific excitement during reading, viewing or participating in scientific activities, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by intellectual and sexual pleasure.

Upon activation of the Large Hadron Collider, Jane and John were overcome with sciencegasms watching as the results came.

by Thorned Rose July 1, 2015

University of the Sciences in Philadelphia

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.

Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

by WildEyeJoker January 22, 2011

Corona Arts & Sciences Academy

This school is known as c.a.s.a most of the girls are lesbian if you see I’m they bio they have “🏳️ 🌈” the girls from there look like boys they are wack and they don’t know how to fight. C.a.s.a is pussy

Corona Arts & Sciences Academy is where fake niggas go mostly this nigga @gtm.glizzyyy

by Paulina is gay September 14, 2019

scientismist

SCI-EN-TISM-IST = Adherent of Scientism (Religion based on Science). Not to be confused with Mary Baker Eddy's CHRISTIAN SCIENCE or L. Ron Hubbard's SCIENTOLOGY.

Scientismists are usually atheists or agnostics. Sometimes they are members of mainstream religious groups, but, they tend to view the religion as being mostly a MORAL foundation, with God and Scriptural stories being symbolic rather than literal. "Cause & Effect" or "Action and Result" are common rules of thumb for the Scientismist. I avoid an action, not for fear of Hell, but to avoid the scientifically proven result of that action.

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006

scientism

Claiming truth of a theory (or belief) based on the use of scientific methods to find evidence supporting the theory rather than to test or falsify it.

"Global Warming" believers use scientism to support their position.

by wuwt May 11, 2015

Natural Sciences

Natural Sciences: a branch of Science that deals with understanding nature.
The five major branches of Natural sciences:
Astronomy, Biology, Chemistry, Earth Science and Physics!

I believe physics to be the most basic natural science (doesn't mean it's easy) and that other natural sciences build upon it.

Natural sciences are great!

Chemistry teacher: ...so basically, we've got aqueous HF as a product.
Student: What? WHY?!
Chemistry teacher: That's the physics of it!

by zawazawa December 18, 2012