Schwaldante

king of, leader of, or one who is held in great esteem of the schwaldantic people.

MMA: Bill you are such a schwaldante!
Bill: that and a gypsy!

by PBreakfastC February 19, 2009

tiger schulmann's

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.

Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?

by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

schliant

A BIG BIG penis,MUST be bigger than a schlong.

(hot guy passes by)

Girl 1:"I think he has a schlong."

Girl 2:"Nah he has a schliant fo' sho."

by DrinkingLeadsToPuking July 13, 2006

Megan Louise Scheulin

Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.

My weiner is a Megan Louise Scheulin

by GagaOompa July 20, 2010

Schulman

Extremely tiny penis.

I couldn't feel it when he stuck the schulman in.

by Justin Schulman May 16, 2009

shwulian

A boy in your squad, who always does sh!t and almost noone likes him.

OMG, he is such a shwulian.

by limpfoo January 26, 2017

schmuling

Spending endless hours on the Smule app.

"Bradley has been schmuling for hours."
"John lost his voice because he spent 7 hours schmuling."

by t2damitch October 8, 2017