Schwabian 

Schwabian (adjective) derives from "Klaus Schwab". Founder and Former Executive Chairman of the "World Economic Forum".

It is a sub-genre of Dystopian novels that is heavily influenced by Orwellian writing.

Schwabian dystopias are more defined by it's setting being in the 21st Century (2000s - 2090s). Though most Schwabian dystopian settings are only set in the 2020s or 2030s.

Characteristics of a "Schwabian" dystopia usually (but not limited to or specifically) include the following:
- One World Government (Or a totalitarian control of Continental Europe)
- Near complete abolishment of self-identity.
- Complete abolishment of national Identity in favor of a global identity, replaced by only "humans".
- Open borders for all humans.
- Abolishment of Private Property to "increase" happiness.
- The only source of available food is protein bars made from insects.
- Integration of technology into every facet of daily life. (I.E., Control chips inside your wrist or Metaverse Goggles)
- Banned public and private displays of any emotions other than "happiness".

Media:
The most popular form of media that has featured Schwabian writing is a mod called "The Fire Rises" from the hit grand strategy game "Hearts of Iron 4".

Schwabian dystopian stories have breathed new life into the totalitarian dystopian genre.

Schwabian by Thomas Schwab August 13, 2025

Schwaaan 

(v.) to have sex with someone

1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."

Schwaaan by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

Schwabing Canaring Garber by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Schwabengee 

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

Schwabengee by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009

Schwabbin 

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"

Schwabbin by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwaxin 

When some body is charging too much for a product that they got for less. In other words, rippin you off.

I went to purchase an 8th of kron and got charged 60 when the kron was not 60 bud. I should of known he was schwaxin me.

Man miller really just schwaxed me on a bag.

Schwaxin by Da BoSsSs November 26, 2009