Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schwilly mama

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007

schwilly

to be completely intoxicated.

That was one schwilly mama

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

Shrilled

The feeling after toking, becoming chill and stoned.

"That was good, i'm so shrilled

by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007

schwieder

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.

Sir Schwieder you are very cool.

by Sockman37 April 16, 2019

schwillage

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.

I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.

by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005