Schalk

Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister

Schalk is flippen hot!

by K ! June 28, 2012

schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Hollywood Schwal

A guy who‘s bad at lying about his success with women, but does it all the time.

A: So you smashed her on the first date?
B: Yeah, i opened my eyes, she turned around and stood there naked
A to C after B leaves: Omg B is such a Hollywood Schwal

by Osixggang August 9, 2020

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schwacked

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.

Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.

by Trevizzle March 4, 2007