schwifty

Defecating on the floor.

Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor, time to get schwifty in here.

by Mr. Bulldops January 9, 2016

Get Schwifty

To take off one’s pants and panties, and then proceed to take a shit on the floor.

♫ Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. ♫

by Anonymous5465113075 October 31, 2019

Schwifty

Something Rick Sanchez sings to a giant head

You gotta get schwifty

by Trinity Starlight October 7, 2017

schwofty

The feeling given off by a friend with thick, well nourished hair, that’s fun to play with.

How would you describe Zach’s hair?

I don’t know, it’s very schwofty.

by Wikimind October 21, 2019

Schwofty

Description for someone’s hair that is wavy, swishy, and poofy.

His hair is very schwofty. I don’t know, it’s something magical though.

by Wikimind October 21, 2019

Schwasty

shit-faced/wasted

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.

by JD Knight June 28, 2010

Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.

Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”

by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019