Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!

Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!

by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006

getting shafted

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.

Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"

by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

shafted

Getting screwed out of a deal

We got shafted out of leaving early

by Christy February 13, 2003

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Schaftenfreude

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune

"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."

by Schafter November 2, 2017