Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011
Get the schmitty mug.That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.
random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
by schmitty15 August 29, 2010
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by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013
Get the schmitty werbenmenjensen mug.A typical Thursday night out with the boys. The night consists of a $10 chicken schnitzel and a $10 beer tasting paddle. The schnitzel is usually served with hot chips, salad, and gravy/pepper sauce. It is expected that you save the schnitzel for last. Occasionally the beer paddle is cheaper than $10 but you need the friendship with Mitch badge to receive this.
by Kyle_trumpet August 10, 2017
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Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
Get the Schmitty mug.A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
by boo yeah March 31, 2005
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