schotsen

Shitting and puking at the same time.

''I just went to go take a shit, and my stomach got all queasy.'' a once in a life time experience; schotsen

by icantfly1 November 18, 2009

Schoenfield

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft

ah shit i just schoenfield

by iamjagsman June 29, 2022

schten

Aussie Slang for Cigarette

Glenn asks Pinky 1pm Schten?

Pinky replies yes Glenn time for a 1pm Schten.

by Schten December 16, 2008

Schoen

Schoen is the type of guy who is super skinny and will always get the ladies. He is bilingual and his primary language is Robloxian and his secondary is English. He is a Roblox god and knows how to type a series of blocked words into the chat. When he sees a girl he likes he is committed and will never give up. He is an Overall great guy but if you are not allowed to watch rated PG-13 or RAted R you may wanna plug your ears. ❤Shale for life❤

Person 1: Who got in trouble for chucking a scrunchie in the band room?
Person 2: SCHOEN!!
Person 1: Who got in trouble for typing Momo on the school search bar?
Person 2: Schoen

by IDK_WHO November 28, 2019

matthew schoenroth

a thirteen year old paedophile that weks at everyone

ew look matthew schoenroth is a nigger

by raynesakur May 22, 2018

Schonenamen

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.

Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.

by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010

schoening

a bro who is large, in most respects

max is such a schoening, he towers over us all

by accccm March 10, 2009