schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

by ff8 April 8, 2004

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010

Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011

schnuffle bunnie

what two lovers say at the end of a phone call.

i wuv you schnuffle bunnie

by SCHNUFFLEBUNNIE-x October 30, 2009

Schnuffendoodles

when all words seem to fail, this is the ultimate answer to everything

2(x-4y+z)-30456=schnuffendoodles

by B-Nobez June 14, 2007

Schnuffling

Eating ass.

Kristy: I just want to be single, all the guys I've dated are way too into schnuffling.
Heather: What's that?
Kristy: It's where they tongue punch you in the brown eye!

by Nunyabizniss Bihhhh August 16, 2020