muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016

No strings attached snuggling

Snuggling or sleeping together with no real intention of having any intimate time. Can turn sexual by accident but generally just a platonic relationship for the mutal benifit of enjoying sleep while being close to someone.

More common in winter, where single males and females attempt to keep warm. Sometimes wrongly interpreted as Friends with benifits, No strings attached snuggling wether platonic or not generally has no after-sleep awkwardness or strings.

Early in the morning James see's Sally leave Harry's room -

James: "Woh - did Harry and Sally fuck last night ?"
Jon: "No man - they just slept together - no strings attached snuggling. they do it all the time".

by Sebastian the Pirate June 19, 2011

Digital Snuggling

When two people use a video chat program while lying on their sides facing each other.

Variances: Digitally Snuggle
Past Tense: Snuggled Digitally

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship so we digitally snuggle.

Digital snuggling is one way I can be closer to my long distance boyfriend.

by impersnickety October 30, 2010

snuggling

1. Like cuddling and spooning, when you're physically close to someone, but usually with your clothing on, both lying side-by-side in the same shape (like an S shape) and speaking without words. Might follow sex, maybe not. A comforting act mostly. It makes you feel happy.

2. When two people are hugging, one usually to comfort the other, and one has their face buried in the others shoulder. Will hold on until they feel better.

1. Girl and guy snuggling. Guy has arm draped over girl's torso. Both are smiling, with eyes closed. They can both feel how much one loves the other <3

2. *girl crying* Mary, Josh broke up with me.
Mary: *hugs friend* Don't worry, Sara. You'll find someone who won't break your heart.
Sara: *hugging Mary close, crying on her shoulder* I hope so (whispers)

Sara lets go when she feels better

by jilligypuff April 25, 2008

Schnübling

What you call dating when you know you are dating but your parents prefer to not use the word "dating". 'Schnübler' is the word used in place of boyfriend or girlfriend, or dater.

"Well, we're not dating, but we're definitely schnübling."
"This is my Schnübler, Peter." We are schnübling together."

by slappypap101 January 24, 2018

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008