schnoolie

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.

Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

schwoogies

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011

schnoogle

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)

SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.

by Libby November 6, 2003

schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.

Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.

by a dark September 28, 2005

Schwoogie

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket

Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv

by pete. September 11, 2005