schnitzel

A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.

Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!

schnitzel by jgw899 June 21, 2009

schnitzel

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL?
2. your just a schnitzel
3. your such a schnitzel
4. mmm this schnitzel is great

schnitzel by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

schnitzel

Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"

Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"

schnitzel by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016

schnitzel

A new guy at work or just an overall doofus, in general.

"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"

"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"

"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"

schnitzel by Hyde44 November 10, 2008

schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel

ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.

schnitzel by Peter Suwara April 10, 2007

Schnitzel

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.

Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!

Schnitzel by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017

schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.

Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!

schnitzel by vampirekilla April 22, 2008