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schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.
Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!
by vampirekilla April 22, 2008
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schnitzel

Hey did you see that schnitzel at the club?
by nerajn1 January 18, 2009
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schnitzel

1. nasal sex.

2. to have sexual intercourse with 1 or both of someone's nostrils.

3. verb:to schnitzel; to fuck someone's nose.
"dude I totally schnitzeled my girl last night, the pleasure is intense!
by Ben the Bunny April 28, 2009
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Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.
Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.
by יודל ישן March 27, 2021
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Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
by bill November 20, 2002
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A Schnitzel

When you feel extremely strong or tough like Arnold Schwarzenegger
A: Dude I just did an insane workout and I feel like a schnitzel!

B: What’s a schnitzel?
A: You know, the body builder? Arnold Schwarzenegger! I feel like him! I feel like a schnitzel!
by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021
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Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011
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