When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019
Get the Dirty Schmitty mug.Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
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a devious clan with hair colors ranging from ginger-esque to dark brown afros. this cult enjoys bikeriding alongside the the spawn of jesus, just becuase they believe it will bring good fortune to their delicious feasts. there is nothing that can bring them down, for they are ridiculously epic and can revert back to any instinct for any situation. the most important member, sarah, can shapeshift, and is known to melt and go under doors in order to freak people out, since she is very skilled at this.
"those farnos and schnitts are gnarly ass individuals."
"i remember last week i called the schnitts the shits and they beat me up so hard that i looked like a bag of smashed assholes."
"i remember last week i called the schnitts the shits and they beat me up so hard that i looked like a bag of smashed assholes."
by SCHNITTY SCHNITTY BANG BANG March 9, 2009
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Get the Schnotty mug.That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.
random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
by schmitty15 August 29, 2010
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- dude, my roommates keep leaving the toilet paper roll empty without refilling it.
- sorry bro, that’s shritty.
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the man was annoyed by the schritty situation
- dude, my roommates keep leaving the toilet paper roll empty without refilling it.
- sorry bro, that’s shritty.
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the man was annoyed by the schritty situation
by Baagley October 20, 2023
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