schmevan

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

by Yo MoMmAaA February 16, 2008

Schevangelist

A scheming evangelist.
A charasmatic con-man.

George Bush is quite the schevangelist.

by DowJonez October 18, 2008

schneizenberger

A quite important Suisse word used by many RHS students.

'I speak Suisse too, SCHNEIZENBERGER!'

by palmercrash May 21, 2009

Schneizenteit

The name given to a female German VIRGIN (nice-and-tight).

She's probably Schneizenteit.

by ZoltarTheMagician September 4, 2010

Schneidaphobia

A confused small man with an inferiority complex associated with Rob Schneider, and a fear that he will never measure up to the wonderful and mind boggling Ron Popeil invention the Flobee. Often known as the "Back seat Snorer", or the "Run away mouth". Seeks to settle all arguments with paranoid dribble, and a false sense of superior knowledge over the dreaded mayonnaise face. Look for the pouty lips....

Man that guy has total Schneidaphobia. Did you see the way he struggles to invalidate the great and wonderful Rob Schneider?! I mean gee wiz if he was a Popeil invention he'd be called a Suck Cut, kind like a shitty Flobee, cause unlike the Flobee he blows!

by Sheep Dip December 16, 2010

Scheeviant

A scheming deviant

Judge Judy is telling you in a scheeviant way why you should not come yet.

by Seemorecreams May 25, 2012

Schmeevan

When a person has giant gums, sometimes accompanied by baby teeth aka "lil dolphin teeths"

Also commonly called gummy smile

The smile itself is a schmeevan, but so is he/she who wears it.

by Chuka Chidi June 11, 2018