Skip to main content

Schmuckit

A person or group seeking to maximize fun regardless of economic or social consequence.
“Let’s schmuckit this weekend” “Have you ever tried to schmuckit”
by Bkatcap December 2, 2021
mugGet the Schmuckit mug.

Schmucklepuff

A large person with a boisterous laugh and kick-awesome attitude.
The story would have been mondaine if the schmucklepuff had not interjected his witty comments.
by Bartall August 21, 2009
mugGet the Schmucklepuff mug.

schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed
Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.
by Phil Keller December 6, 2006
mugGet the schmuckler mug.

Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.
My boyfriend is a schmuckle.
by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019
mugGet the Schmuckle mug.

Schmuckly

1. Derived from the yiddish word schmuck, meaning penis.
Schmuckly means something that is stupid or annoying.
Person: (beating on your house door)

You: (yelling from inside the house) HEY SCHMUCKLY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?

or

Person: What do you think of Paris Hilton trying to sing?

Person 2: Paris Hilton is one Schmuckly SOB, WE all know she cant sing.
by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007
mugGet the Schmuckly mug.

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.
"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
mugGet the Schmucking mug.

schmuckzilla

Pejorative term meaning one who is shockingly and unwittingly stupid or foolish - so much so that they require subtitles for others to interpret their behavior which is so out of synch with the world around them as to seem poorly dubbed. These persons can only socialize with other equally obnoxious and rank persons in order to gather an audience of "friends" as they duke it out for superiority as contemptible or detestable persons. Once these battles have been waged and won, all participants slink back into the holes from which they came. Hopefully to be slumber into eternity...
My brother is such a Schmuckzilla! Don't wake him or he will crush the city.
by Roe Boy! January 23, 2015
mugGet the schmuckzilla mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email