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Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.
Get out from under there you schmotzky”
by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018
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schmootz

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.
Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.
by Greg Jerdan February 22, 2007
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schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex
After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.
by bobfri September 30, 2012
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Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.
I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!
by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008
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schlotzky

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish
yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.
by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003
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schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.
When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.
by Prezz4life May 12, 2017
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Schmootzel

A small portion of something to request or romantic nickname
-Let me have a little schmootzel of cheese wiz for my cracker

-Get over here you sexy little schmootzel
by Babysquirrel July 29, 2019
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