Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

schmootz

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.

Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.

by Greg Jerdan February 22, 2007

schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

schlotzky

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish

yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.

by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017

Schmootzel

A small portion of something to request or romantic nickname

-Let me have a little schmootzel of cheese wiz for my cracker

-Get over here you sexy little schmootzel

by Babysquirrel July 29, 2019