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schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies
Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK
by cannedbredo January 8, 2021
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Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
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Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.
Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”
by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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Scaboodling

( scah-boo-del-ing)
The act of screeching at the top of your lungs and simultaneously slapping someone, presumably across the face, and concluding the act by sprinting away
Jeff: Yo some guy just screamed and slapped me and then he ran.
Georgiano: dude you must have done something terrible to earn a scaboodling.
by AbsoluteKnockOff May 17, 2019
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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