schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

scoffed

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

by noty2me January 4, 2020

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006

schmowned

-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.

Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"

example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"

example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"

by benwithaphd October 30, 2007