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I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.
by Ackubota May 24, 2020
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schwimp

A word that can be used as a verb or noun in any context.
Dude, I think I just schwimped my pants!
by Adam Biddle March 22, 2005
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schimpf

to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole
We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.
by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011
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Schmampta

It is like a thing. Works as a substitute noun for lack of a better word. Sometimes shortened to Schmer-Schmer.
Where's my Schmampta!?
by Waychel Cawpintew July 17, 2010
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Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.
Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.
by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010
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Schimpfarian

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.
"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."
by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012
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Schmump

/schmump/ n. A term of endearment; a cross between pumpkin and sugar; Andrew Reale; one who possesses a perfectly round muffin-like coolie.

/schmumping/ v. Wiggling; moping; snuggling; nuzzling; lying; eating; traveling; scooching; whining; jumping around excitedly.
To the boy snuggling into the covers on a late Saturday morning: "You're such a schmump."

To the boy dilly-dallying on the computer rather than going outside to enjoy the rare sunny day: "Stop schmumping around; it's getting late."

Related forms:
schmump-ful, adjective
schmump⋅less, adjective ("Don't leave me schmumpless")
schmump⋅like, adjective
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