Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

schmeeve

the perfect name for a hairless cat.

Wow I love my cat schmeeve.

by papadixx November 30, 2020

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

schmere

This word can be used in 3 different ways:
1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever

1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."

by Evan Chandler September 17, 2002

schwerve

Gettin' fucked up, hammered drunk, plastered, three sheets to the wind, black out, rowdy, down right out of control

EcoKat was so embarassed by her video that she went to Aggieville to get her schwerve on to forget the whole thing happened.

by ecokat September 4, 2011

Schwerve

A person's schwerve is what they use to try and get other people to like them, or how a person acts towards someone to which they are attracted, using their mojo. To create a verb the word "work" needs to be added in front, so a person will "work their schwerve".

I'm going to go over to those ladies at the bar and work my schwerve.

by Levi the Schwervemeister April 2, 2008