schlenis

A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis

She was sucking on my schlenis.

by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

Shenius

Female genius

It was shenius when she put a full Kleenex box rubber banded to an empty one to stop her son from throwing dirty tissues on the floor when he was sick!

female genius
shenious

by Momskin531 April 30, 2013

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

scenius

Scenius is defined as the intelligence of a whole operation or group of people. The term Scenius was coined by Musician Brian Eno to counter the idea that innovation in art and culture comes from a few Great and Handpicked Persons. Genius is an Egosystem, Scenius is an Ecosystem

David's ego wouldn't let him join the Scenius created by his friends

by Emmit Tife September 22, 2020

schmenis

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

sheenius

a brilliant act of personal meltdown.

You showed real sheenius last night. Don't worry I'll make bail by noon.

by Fan of Charlie March 19, 2011