schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person

oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?

by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Schmeckeldorf

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

Schmeker

Someone who makes a lot of money from underground type business (drugs, prostitution, rattling, loan-sharks etc...) and who doesn't pay taxes.

Schmeker is Nutu Camataru, Ion Clamparu, clanul Corduneanu, Vilifort, Pian, clanul Duduianu, etc...

by Parmalat December 25, 2009

Schmekle

A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle

"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"

by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009