smegmata

The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.

Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata

by Danny long legs May 11, 2006

schmegma

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

by Khronic April 16, 2006

schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005

schmegma

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015