Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Schmank

a e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme that schmank bobby.

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

schmankle

To roll ones ankle in a circular motion.

In gym for our stretching we did schmankles.

by Scissor Animations on YouTube May 4, 2022

schanks

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

by DJC April 22, 2005

schanks

an event that occurs every season the calgary flames make the playoffs, in which one young man, lures a young lady into a bathroom stall, by telling her he has to poop, while her response is often, "Can I join you?"

D: hey baby, your so sexy, i gotta poop REAL bad
S: oh my, your making me wet, let me come with you
D: guys or girls?
S: guys
D: Can you make farting noises during?
S: I wouldn't have it any other way
D: This gives me a boner almost as hard as in physics
S: P=MV baby, P=MV

by 2nd Stall on the Right April 24, 2005

schanks

schanks - A place of gathering, for people who enjoy sports. Known particularly well for its roomy pooper stalls.

B: "I'm at schanks, and I gotta go to the pooper."
G: "Can I come to the pooper with you?"
B: "Sure babe."

by D.J.C. April 21, 2005

schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004