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schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass
by sara brown October 28, 2003
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a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.
the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!
by Groan February 1, 2004
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Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
by bcterry August 1, 2007
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meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork
Schmag was soo dumb today.
by deuthscke April 17, 2003
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Schmag pie

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?
by syllchick December 19, 2009
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