Schlubie

Slippery yet squishy.

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.

by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

schlamboed

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017

Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

by seductivecow July 5, 2018

shlumbel

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.

Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.

by apocalypto August 4, 2012

Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.

Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023