schlurbonthesenutz

To suck ones testi.

Hey bro, how bout' you schlurbonthesenutz huh?

by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023

schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009

schlumbob

the most disgusting fucking sandwich ever, made from stale bread, salami, mustard, and spray butter. created by the honcho himself, this delicacy is better then sex alone. is typically eaten with plain lays chips and Diet Pepsi.

I had the best damn schlumbob I've ever had!!!

by bigdickhoncho February 22, 2021

Schlubby

Still trying to look hot; particularly refers to men in their 40s. Masculine of schlabby.

Rick is acting schlubby; he really shouldn't wear that speedo!

by SchlabbyGirl June 2, 2008

Schlubby

big stanky fat ass pig of a slut

Wow does your girlfriend ever have a schlubby ass.

by Bitch&Warden April 25, 2006

Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 10, 2021